John McAfee Suffers Massive Publicity Attack
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John McAfee Suffers Massive Publicity Attack

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John McAfee, whose Twitter augment on the accountable of cryptocurrency has provided unvaluable admonition to millions over the aftermost few months, suffered a massive publicity advance beforehand this week, according to addition who heard it beeline from a guy who already ran into John McAfee in an airport.

McAfee, who has afresh appear his antagonism for President of the United States of America, was aback to actuality in ambiguous action and animated today, giving his acclaimed ‘thumbs up’ assurance to the camera.

Unfortunately this action was misconstrued as an endorsement of a acclaimed medical blockchain project, which after added in bazaar assets to briefly become added admired than Bitcoin, afore anon coast to become beneath admired than a bitcoin.

Contrary to some reports, McAfee did NOT balance on shills, admitting his oft-stated predilection for adulterous substances.

His publicity advance was fabricated worse, however, back agents at the Island of Lost Toys Hospital and Pawn Shop aback gave him a able anti-virus, which absolutely adulterated the host with malware and bedfast his recovery.


McAfee, who is frequently mistaken for Al Pacino by those who apperceive neither, is appear to be comatose adequate afterwards his poordeal, and is assured to get aback to assignment soon.

In a chat he did not accept with Crypto Briefing, McAfee said he would be aback at assignment immediately, and again bidding his acknowledgment at the able Santiments from well-wishers and the public.

“Strong on Santiment, you get that?” he gurgled, as the tubes went in. “Strong on Santiment!!”