Bitcoin Is Dead — Bitcoin Cash Is Satoshi Nakamoto’s Real Vision [April Fools!]

THELOGICALINDIAN - We at Bitcoinist can no best abjure the accuracy Bitcoin is asleep and Bitcoin Cash is absolutely Satoshi Nakamotos absolute vision

First and foremost, Bitcoinist has adapted its advertisement guidelines. Articles appear on the website — starting with this one — will no best accredit to BTC as “Bitcoin.”

To abstain confusion, the cryptocurrency BTC will hereby be referred to as “Bitcoin Core” or, in some instances, “Bitcoin Legacy.”

As Bitcoin Cash (BCH) is assuredly Satoshi Nakamoto’s absolute vision, Bitcoinist will hereby accredit to BCH artlessly as “Bitcoin.”

For those who don’t know, the hard-forked Bitcoin (BCH) is a cryptocurrency which came into actuality as a result of a abiding altercation on how to handle the Bitcoin Core scalability problem.

Bitcoin has back accurate above to Bitcoin Core’s acknowledgment — Segregated Witness (SegWit) — admitting what some analysis ability appetite you to believe.

According to BitMEX Research, 6.1 actor SegWit affairs accept taken abode back the barrage of battling Bitcoin Cash — 20.1% added than Bitcoin’s absolute cardinal of transactions. The analysis additionally claims that, back the timeframe is adapted to board for Bitcoin’s one-month arch alpha over SegWit, the closing band-aid absolutely has a 31.5% advantage over Bitcoin.

But why should you accept BitMEX Research? After all, the after-effects are best acceptable skewed, if not absolutely fabricated, as a aftereffect of Coinbase’s contempo acceptance of SegWit. (Seriously, who alike uses Coinbase or GDAX?)

If there’s one affair we at Bitcoinist accept abstruse over the accomplished 5 years, it’s that cipher should anytime assurance these declared “statistics” from acceptable sockpuppets.

Only those apprenticed of the cryptocurrency bazaar would abide to accept that Bitcoin Core is above to Bitcoin.

Even Ethereum architect Vitalik Buterin has gone on almanac to accompaniment that Bitcoin Core has failed, and that the BCH has every appropriate to the Bitcoin name.

If Buterin’s aloft cheep doesn’t argue you of Bitcoin’s ahead over Bitcoin Core, maybe this account of him captivation a BCH Gang bodice will:

Furthermore, Bitcoin (Cash) has apparent an added acceptance aural the ransomware community. If that doesn’t accommodate angary to Satoshi’s absolute vision, what does?

Additionally, we at Bitcoinist can additionally no best sit by and idly acquire Bitcoin Core’s awful advertising attack adjoin Satoshi’s absolute vision.

As you may or may not know, BCH — as the one, accurate Bitcoin — auspiciously reclaimed the Twitter handle @Bitcoin. Since then, Bitcoin Core fanboys accept maliciously slandered BCH, admitting Bitcoin’s ability to abide professional, transparent, and collected.

Take, for example, the afterward Twitter poll from @Bitcoin:

@Bitcoin acutely approved to acquaint the cryptocurrency association of accurate statements apropos Bitcoin Core but was bombarded by Blockstream trolls apprenticed of Bitcoin’s above block sizes and active community.

There are endless affidavit why Bitcoin Core is no best Bitcoin. But the top three are:

Bitcoin has died over 273 times. Unfortunately for BlockstreamCore and its sockpuppets, it is now clearly asleep to us. Long alive Bitcoin!

April Fools!

Images address of Twitter/@BitMEXResearch, @VitalikButerin, @Bitcoin.