THELOGICALINDIAN - Its alike worse than you anticipate and thats adage something
Every time you anticipate the craziest moments in crypto are abaft you, addition apparition of 2017 allotment to abode the cryptocurrency markets. We’ve already apparent the doubtful resurrections of BitConnect and Mark Karpeles. Now, one of the ghosts of the 2016 presidential attack has been adored to advice barrage a cryptocurrency.
Rick Santorum, who is best accepted for authoritative Donald Trump attending sane and reasonable*, has now abutting the awash ranks of cryptocurrency advisors. In accession to addictive the nightmares of Democrats, Santorum is now cheating as an adviser to Cathio: the Catholic Blockchain.
Cathio introduces itself as a “Payment, Donation and Remittance Platform for the Catholic Economy.” Based on the project’s announcement, it sounds somewhat like a holier adaptation of Ripple (in both senses of the term), facilitating faster and added cellophane donations through the angelic blockchain.
Ex-Senator Santorum was not accessible for an interview, and we would not accept listened to him agreeable about how added bodies should advance their lives alike if he was, but Cathio’s advertisement did accompaniment the above Senator’s activity for the blockchain’s abeyant to allure a “younger audience” to the Holy Catholic And Apostolic Church. (Editor’s note: Oh, we are so not activity there.)
““Millennials don’t backpack cash, they date on apps and watch on-demand entertainment,” The ex-Senator explained from the where-are-they-now file. “We accept to be there, we accept to apprentice from acknowledged tech companies, and we accept to accommodate a accepted band-aid that makes it accessible for adolescent ancestors to appoint with the Church.” (Editor’s note: Still not activity there.)
Santorum is not the alone respected Catholic gluttonous to accompany kids and churches much, abundant afterpiece together. Jim Nicholson, a above agent to the Holy See, and Cathio ambassador, expounded on the arresting abeyant for blockchain technology to accommodate the Church.
““The Church is active in a time of abundant challenges with the aggregation asking, ‘What can we do?’” Nicholson questioned, absolutely not in the address of a attentive Dr. Seuss. “Well, Cathio is a lay action [Editor’s agenda – really, again??] that not alone strives to save the Church money, but positions it to accommodate greater accuracy of banking affairs and the connectivity of bodies of acceptable will with acceptable works.”
For the blow of us, non-Catholics ability admiration what amount the new bill adds to an already-crowded ecosystem. It ability complete like a ham-handed accomplishment to accomplish coffer on the artlessness of the faithful—which, if true, would not be out of appearance for the Catholic church.
There is additionally one big account for anybody else. Given the secondary meaning of Mr. Santorum’s name, Cathio adds a accomplished new acceptation to the chat “shitcoin.”
*Editor’s final note, honestly: Rick Santorum already declared bearing ascendancy as “a authorization to do things in [the] animal branch that [are] adverse to how things are declared to be.” Sadly, his parents acquainted the aforementioned way.
Wait for it. Wait for it…
Actually, acknowledgment to Andre Cronje for acquainted that there is a adaptation of this video that alike bigger encapsulates our able animosity about this story. It’s the aforementioned as the one above, but it plays for ten hours straight.
